Sample of online dating profiles

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[Visit the site] At a measly 00 for a lifetime membership, this site boasts that it will find you a match based on PHYSICAL chemistry.Their CLIA/ASH-accredited lab analyzes your supplied DNA sample (immune system genes) to find that perfect someone, and then destroy it after they’re done with it. * Chances are increased that you’ll love the natural body fragrance of your matches.A huge plus is you can pretty much rely on the fact that they’re not going to cheat on you with your best friend. [Visit the site] If you happen to suffer from tinyophobia (the fear of little people), you might want to check this site out.It specifically caters to like-minded singles who are of a specific height, meaning TALL.From the home page: “A 100% free online community and Sci Fi personals site for science fiction lovers, including but not limited to lovers of Star Trek and Star Wars.” Its tagline is: “Love long and Prosper!

The site even has an “Add to Cart” and “Checkout” button after you’re done shopping for your badass beauties!

They even include what they affectionately call the “Chimp Calculator” to test your unattractiveness level! “Online dating minus ugly people.” One can only imagine how much Photoshopping has been done to these profiles!

[Visit the site] For those of you who have been living on the moon as of late, the term “420 friendly” is slang for “I smoke weed.” Finally, the stoners have an online community where you can find someone you can share the munchies with.

and e Harmony are what people typically think of when online dating is mentioned.

Yet, these sites don’t cater to the more bizarre or niche category of people who don’t fit this bland kind of dating. These ten sites are a pretty good indication that there is room for us all.

Verbatim, their introduction is: “Welcome to the best, largest and most effective tall dating site in the world.

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