Plus: your chance to win an autographed Degrassi script. Jackson Show explains to The-Mary and The-Seth why nothing's funnier than being possessed by a dead pimp. Plus: The-Mary and The-Seth's startling V-Day confessions.
Plus: your last chance to win autographed Degrassi and South of Nowhere scripts. The omnitalented star of Instant Star battles crushing illness to tell The-Mary and The-Seth about making her new album, traveling the world, and being famous without being insane (all between phlegmy coughs).
The-Mary proves The-Seth is just a waste of amino acids by dishing out an extra-long podcast all by herself with a little help from The-Tony, The-Sasha, and others, who explain how they got their jobs as big, rich TV executives, and how you can too.
(Yes, this podcast was supposed to be up last week.
Most of all, thank you to everyone who listened to me and The-Mary blabber for so, so long.
Listen in as Gabby tells The-Seth and The-Mary about frenching another girl every day at work, about how Maeve Quinlan beat her up, about how Matt Cohen almost killed her, and about more of the joys of starring on South of Nowhere. Also, even though he's The-Mary's favorite guy on The Best Years, he's lonely and bored and would like you to call him.
If he's in love with you, or hates you, or has some sort of feeling toward you whatsoever, Tyler Kyte might very well write a song about you. So instead we just get to hear his outgoing voicemail message and a bunch of The-'s telling us what their favorite Degrassi moments are. Hear all about it, and about the Degrassi season premiere--and about how she and other Degrassi stars show up on The Best Years, and about how Aubrey Graham's a little scared baby--when she talks to The-Seth and The-Mary.
He hasn't written a song about The-Seth or The-Mary yet, but now that he's talked to them, it's clearly just a matter of time. That and more about Jamie's alter-ego and the season finale of Instant Star when The-Mary and The-Seth chat with Kris Turner mere moments after his return from weeks in eastern Europe. In the is extra-big podcast for an extra-big night, Charity Shea, star of The Best Years, recounts her incredifreakinble life for The-Mary and The-Seth, including all the explosions, killer insect swarms, and jumpings of Justin Timberlake's bones.
The-Mary was head writer and blogger for The-N.com, beloved by the army of teen girls that comprised our audience.
I blogged too as The-Seth, to bring a rare male voice into The N and because the network didn’t have to pay me any extra.
At least he does when The-Seth and The-Mary call and wake him up.